Welcome, day traders. Seriously.

Introducing the only investment device with twenty clicks. Lifetime. No refills, no upgrades, no premium tier. When it's full, you're done deciding — and, our founder insists, that is when you get rich.

the punch card. click responsibly.

the productworking demonstration · yours · already running

demonstration note: every click on this page punches a slot. yes, every click. no, we will not be mentioning it again.

spot 02"get a card" · two products, one conversation · unscripted

"Hi, I'm an app." "I know."

App™Hi. I'm a trading app. Trades are free now.
The CardHi. I'm a punch card. Nothing about me is free. Twenty holes, one lifetime.
App™I ping you the second anything moves. Anything. 2 a.m. included.
The CardNothing I hold needs me at 2 a.m. That is why I hold it.
App™Confetti when you buy!
The CardA hole when you decide. Holes age better.
App™My average user makes four thousand trades a year.
The CardMy holder is on punch nine. He started in 1965.
App™I worry when you don't open me for a few days.
The CardI was designed to be forgotten for decades. We are not the same.
App™Still. Free.
The CardFor whom?

We are not saying their product does not work. We are asking who it works for.

spot 03"side by side" · comparison chart · unfair, accurate

We ran the numbers. They ran the confetti.

Their App™
The Card
Unlimited trades, day and night the meter runs on you
Twenty. Total. scarcity does the thinking
Confetti when you buy casinos also have lights
A hole. Permanent. holes are honest
Checks on you hourly, rings the bell misses you when you sleep
Designed to be forgotten for decades will not text you
*nothing is free. that cost you a punch. their whole business model, demonstrated once.
This column has no button. that is the feature.

spot 04"the omaha challenge" · blind taste test · 60 years

Take the Omaha Challenge.

Two investors. Same market, same century, same twenty-four hours in a day. One difference in equipment.

Blind test results · the difference is waiting
investor a Roughly 4,000 clicks a year, every year. result: fees, ulcers, and a story for every dinner party
investor b Fewer than twenty punches in sixty years. Held. result: omaha's tallest stack of paperwork, and the century's calmest sleep
the founder "The stock market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to the patient." he has been on the receiving end of that device for seventy years

cards are non-refillable. (fine — this link issues a new card. we both know what you are.)